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Tonight, on Middle Earth's got talent...
"OMG, Doug, galvanized annealed steel spoons weren't around in 1327! You look like SUCH a tool!"
His Armor is +1 against Gravy, and has a 10% resistance to stain-based attacks.
And we finally see the band Neck Face.
Sir Not-Getting-Laid-Much and Lady Doesn't-Put-Out-At-All.
"Isn't it ironic? My father told me that all I'd be good for is shoveling shit, and here I am, with only a spoon."
Pictured: The best birth control invented ... ever.
The last thing an unlucky hitchhiker sees.
Gary is very proud of the things doctors have removed from his colon.
Your hat looks like the back of a saddle... which is appropriate because you look like a horses ass.
This is no laughing matter kids. If you slack off in school, you too could end up just like me.
Detective Werner Spatz of Scotland Yard's Tableware Recovery unit holds the spoon, missing since Sunday. The dish that ran away with it remains at large.
30 cows were harmed in the making of this picture.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes before photoshop