I don't care how politically correct it is, I'm still opposed to constructing a mask at ground zero.

Well it sure is nice honey, but I think you misunderstood what I wanted for my birthday

Gulliver thought it might be fun to let the Lilliputians bury him in the sand, but when they started laying in the paving stones he got worried.

I wonder where the entrance to the Secret Republican Lair is...

No silver platter? Fucking budget constraints.

Shoe-throwing contest at the mall???

This is not what I meant when I said HEAD TO THE LOBBY!!

Do NOT wake it up. It took three bluegrass bands to put it to sleep.

The George W Bush balloon was the least popular at the Taliban New Year's Day Parade.....

Somewhere, there's a giant presidential body not noticing anything is wrong.

"I'm going to restore DIGNITUDE to this shopping mall"- W.

The next morning the Statue of Liberty was quietly arrested for Murder 1. She doesn't tolerate cheating husbands.

No you idiot! I said plant a bush as in LANDSCAPING! Oh never mind...

Twas the Democrats that killed the beast.

"I ain't got no-body!"