Terminator 5: Retirement Day

We can rebuild Stephen Hawking. We have the technology.

Are you a killbot on Medicaid? Do you have mobility issues? The Scooter Store would like to help!

"Humans, Take me to your wheelchair accessable entrance."

Far too late, Jay Leno learned what Conan spent his summer working on.

It's staying close to it's power source: Children's Tears.

... and yet he was easily foiled by a flight of stairs.

"FUCKIN RUN!!! THE FOG MACHINE HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE!!!"

Quadrapalegicon always told his friends it was an "Ability", not a "Disability".

"If I had quit smoking as a young robot, I wouldn't have gotten emphysema and become stuck in this mechanical chair..."

Later Robo-Cop would become Robo-Vet, and people still wouldn't spare him a goddamn penny.

Look at the half-assed transformation process. Clearly, we are dealing with a Go-Bot.

Its about time Steven Hawking decided to direct his genius to solving his own problems.

"Systems indicate that he who smelt it has a 99.9% likelihood of being the one who dealt it."

It's powered by audience confusion, and LOOK AT IT GO!