Warning: Door does not give a shit
Caution: Automatic doors enjoy the screams of groin-trapped humans. Do not taunt automatic doors.
The tourist was subsequently crushed when he could not reach his English to Portuguese Dictionary in time.
Just as expected, orange doors are racist against black people.
"Well, I don't know about you, but this is what MY birth was like..."
Insert Human Here.
Translation: You must be at least this tall to be mauled by the automatic doors.
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to cry."
Management is not responsible for patrons eaten by doors.
translation: we haven't figured out automatic doors so this might happen
Translation: This is what happened to the last person who entered without first taking off their shoes.
Translated from Thai, it reads: "Bangkok this way."
Train ticket prices are: One arm and a leg.
Soooo... is this the ladies' room?
"All I know is I woke up with a hangover, THIS sign, and fresh stitches in my ass."