Warning: Door does not give a shit
SteveBelmontCaution: Automatic doors enjoy the screams of groin-trapped humans. Do not taunt automatic doors.
jtkloveThe tourist was subsequently crushed when he could not reach his English to Portuguese Dictionary in time.
DiscorocksJust as expected, orange doors are racist against black people.
Dex"Well, I don't know about you, but this is what MY birth was like..."
RhymensteinInsert Human Here.
noreportTranslation: You must be at least this tall to be mauled by the automatic doors.
MattBlack"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to cry."
MoPac_ShakurManagement is not responsible for patrons eaten by doors.
Ducleustranslation: we haven't figured out automatic doors so this might happen
claytone1974Translation: This is what happened to the last person who entered without first taking off their shoes.
NightOwl26335Translated from Thai, it reads: "Bangkok this way."
DiasdiemTrain ticket prices are: One arm and a leg.
plinkoSoooo... is this the ladies' room?
jtklove"All I know is I woke up with a hangover, THIS sign, and fresh stitches in my ass."
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