The Ariel costume is passable...but that's probably the most half-assed Sabastien the Hermit Crab costume I've ever seen.
I'm telling you, the BP oilspill had absolutely no effect on the quality of seafood in the area.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Pictured: a parade. Not pictured: pride.
Like you've never been to a lawyer's funeral.
"Hey, it isn't my fault you weren't more specific with your third wish. You should have asked for sex, not 'a little tail.'"
With Steve Irwin gone, the marine wildlife is getting uppity again.
"Why the fuck do we always draw a crowd!? Get in!"
Aquaman's funeral was really weird.
Schroedinger's Mermaid is neither human nor fish until you open the tailgate.
Yeah, that's pretty much how I remember Dad's funeral.
An I reading this correctly...Marilyn Manson is dead?
Some fish have strange - nay, disturbing - spawning rituals.
Shark Week is starting to get a little low on ideas.
I didn't really run out of red paint. I just didn't want to paint the midget all the way to his junk.