Tomorrow morning, that damn rooster gets a taste of his own medicine.

Five minutes later, the French Horns surrendered

When they had finally had enough of the vuvuzuelas their revenge was swift & sure.

Band of Brothers

"Fire the G Flat!"

In Soviet Russia, tuba blows you

Don't fire until you see the drums of their ears!

...They took the battle of the bands contest a bit too seriously

Unfortunately, Louis Armstrong died before the weapon he designed was finished.

"What do you call it when you drop a tuba on an army commander? A flat major!"

Well this is the horniest army I've ever seen...

General Dr. Seuss had some unconventional ideas on what an army should look like.

"The 5 Nations of The Tuba army, descend upon you! Our musical notes will blot out the sun!"

I hear the distinct sound of a plan backfiring.

The one thing you have to say about fascists, they have bitchin' orchestras.