The family stood in awkward silence after Bob the Robo-Sphere jokingly asked if he was adopted...

The Empire completes the Inconvenience Star

I hate it when people don't pick up after their Imperial Walkers...

Pictured: Samus Aran throwing one of her notorious temper tantrums

It turns out Pluto was just paper-mâché, cardboard, and some LCDs.

"Why so spherious?"

"Hurry up and grab it before Lady Gaga gets back to her nest!!"

Confusion reigns at the Flat Earth Society convention.

"We flew 9,000 miles to Australia to see the Thunderdome. Fuck this place..."

The "Douche Magnet" appears fully operational.

Optimus Prime decided that after his death, he would donate certain parts of his body to science.

I TOLD you to be careful with your Slinky! Now look at it!

It was at this point that they realized the measurements for the design of the new death star may have been misread..

I'm not mad. I just figured the Eye of Mordor would be a lot cooler when we got closer that's all.

Meanwhile, at the DIsco Museum...