Craptions Classics August 26, 2010

San Francisco slot machines work a little differently...

Kamikaze Phoenix

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Sir Reginald was just as shocked as Nigel and Wes to learn what analingus meant

bcanders

"We make quite the SPECTACLE, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?"

sybo

That's right, fellas, they're making a Justin Bieber movie.

Versus

Embalming methods in France are... different.

Versus

When "Bohemian Rhapsody" starts playing, even the corrupt Bourgeoisie has to sing along.

Mr.Excalibur

This is why I stopped huffing glue on school days.

bcanders

What happens in Vegas.. usually stays in these guys' mouths...

ThePoop

Fortunately for our sales figures, blind men buy sex dolls too.

Diasdiem

Three part harmony just took an evil turn...

Backinblack

The monacle adds a touch of class. (no it doesn't) For the last time, I didn't come here for an argument! (yes you did)

Backinblack

It's pretty clear where you're meant to put your dick, but the real question is do you really want to?

Versus

This photographer caught a British person impolitely not covering his mouth while he yawned. It will be the last photo of his short career.

Joey_09876

I say, olde chap, would you care for some oral intercourse?

Backinblack

OK, then. So now EVERYBODY has seen 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Julius_Goat
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