FOR THE LAST TIME, HUMANS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUCKING KITTY?!

You know you've lost street cred when a robot leaves you hangin'.

Oh jeez, another guy from the Church of Robotology. Don't make eye contact.

Tired, and very very lonely, the Craptions editor decided to just but up pictures of robots until they stopped paying him.

"I DEMAND YOU BUY MAGAZINES SO THAT I MAY WIN A PIZZA PARTY WITH 4 OF MY FRIENDS!"

"Hello earth-based creatures. Have you ever thought about giving your lives to the Over Lord?"

"Just go ahead and call off Cheney, these hippies aren't moving over to the free speech zone 16 blocks over."

Lego became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997

His turn-ons: WD-40, positronic circuits, titanium, and soft porn.

I see Jehovah Witnesses have gotten a new look.

Why, yes, I am interested in local theater.

"Fist pump action engaged. Friendly interaction established. Initiating selling sequence.... Human would you be interested in..."

Cykill went into a rage when his "free snowcone coupon" was not honored.

Slap on all the armor you want, I can still tell you're a Jawa.

His turn-offs: rust, C3PO, Isaac Asimov, banana peels, and any carbon-based life forms.