"Whatever Dad, it still doesn't make up for you leaving Mom."

Odysseus, you idiot! The Trojans will never take that thing into the city!

Justin, age 6, clearly had help with his science fair project.

I was on board with the vasectomy until I saw the machine that actually does it.

BP unveils the "Rainforest Cruiser"

"Roll Over.... Play Dead.... SHIT!!! Put the bus down! PUT THE BUS DOWN!"

"Excuse me, small human. Could you direct me to Tokyo?"

The thing Anakin Built after C3PO probably should have given the Jedi a better hint of his true nature...

"It followed me home. Can I worship it?"

Looks like Santa finally read my Christmas letter

Grimlock tired of partisan politics! Grimlock run as independent!

My other car is a velociraptor.

Little Jimmy never believed in Santa Claus. Then, one day, a robot dinosaur ate him. I didn't say this would be a coherent story.

I always thought I was a cat person...but now I know I'm more of a mechanised-metal-fire-breathing-terror-lizard-bot person.

Rule the road with the new Ford Saurus...