Craptions Classics August 23, 2010

Diary Entry #529: If Randy makes another "Why The Long Face Joke", I'll engulf his soul...

Exiasprip

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Mom always said there was no future in terrorizing Japanese school girls, so I got a degree in accounting and here I am.

bcanders

What kind of weirdo wears sunglasses at the office?

Zombiecross

Party in the back, soul-crushing cosmic insanity in the front.

savinator

Emperor Palpatine's anti-alien policy was very hard on Darth Asparagus.

Stormy Waters

The weird part is that he's thinking of a funny craption to post about you.

zero82

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn? (Have you tried rebooting your computer?)

Mr.Excalibur

The Call Center of Cthulhu.

ED_209

Day 273: No one is yet suspicious of me and my mission to enslave the planet. I think the mullet wig is helping me fit in.

Mothra24

Remember, when you stare into Windows Vista, Windows Vista stares into you.

Julius_Goat

Dude, we've talked about this before. Tentacles above the table ... all of 'em

bcanders

"Oh Lolcat, you're so funny...On our planet, you would be burned for ignorance!"

D-Daddy

C'thulu Incorporated, where the Elder Gods are at YOUR beck and call! This is F'gtaan, how may I help you?

keybladeboy

On the internet she's blond, blue-eyed, curvaceous and sexy!

Heythatrhymes

I've met the troll king of the internet. It was of no surprise to me that his assistant has a mullet.

Bator
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