Diary Entry #529: If Randy makes another "Why The Long Face Joke", I'll engulf his soul...
ExiaspripMom always said there was no future in terrorizing Japanese school girls, so I got a degree in accounting and here I am.
bcandersWhat kind of weirdo wears sunglasses at the office?
ZombiecrossParty in the back, soul-crushing cosmic insanity in the front.
savinatorEmperor Palpatine's anti-alien policy was very hard on Darth Asparagus.
Stormy WatersThe weird part is that he's thinking of a funny craption to post about you.
zero82Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn? (Have you tried rebooting your computer?)
Mr.ExcaliburThe Call Center of Cthulhu.
ED_209Day 273: No one is yet suspicious of me and my mission to enslave the planet. I think the mullet wig is helping me fit in.
Mothra24Remember, when you stare into Windows Vista, Windows Vista stares into you.
Julius_GoatDude, we've talked about this before. Tentacles above the table ... all of 'em
bcanders"Oh Lolcat, you're so funny...On our planet, you would be burned for ignorance!"
D-DaddyOn the internet she's blond, blue-eyed, curvaceous and sexy!
HeythatrhymesC'thulu Incorporated, where the Elder Gods are at YOUR beck and call! This is F'gtaan, how may I help you?
keybladeboyI've met the troll king of the internet. It was of no surprise to me that his assistant has a mullet.
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