Let's be honest. It makes as much sense as your religion
If I know rabbits, this porn will be over in 4 seconds.
Hot tip: celebrate AFTER California legalizes it.
The "Lord of the Flies" annual Easter egg hunt was going well up until the participants killed the bunny and mounted his head on a stick.
Foolish rabbit. Trix are for kids. NOW FEEL OUR WRATH!!
In Japan, when children ask where babies come from, they are shown this.
Finally revealed -- why that damned hare in Alice In Wonderland was soooo worried about being late...
This is the last time I go to a "Bunny mud wrestling" match that isn't held at the Playboy Mansion!
And on the third day, Zombie Jesus and his apostles enjoyed their first meal. And that's where we get the easter bunny.
28 holidays later
Scientologists have the best executions.
The crowd awaits the twist in The Story of Easter by M. Night Shyamalan.
As the magnitude of his navigational error caught up with him, he realized that he would never see Albuquerque again.