Prophecies rarely mention the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse: Disappointment.
BatorThe other four Horsemen of the Apocalypse never liked their cousin Ned, but that never stopped him from tagging along.
bcandersIf you can see my spine the bitch fell off.
Mr.Excalibur"Whoooooooooooo...I am the ghost of the liberal arts degree....heed my warning...do not make the same mistakes I did...."
FkelleghanThe Schwinn Reaper
savinatorJim would regret looking into the eyes of Sarah Jessica Parker
metsfan"Hopefully this will scare away those damn Jehovah's Witnesses."
ExiaspripThe Nightmare Before Kansas
ZombiecrossWhat kind of fucked up Mexican holiday is this?
ThePoopGhost Rider looks a lot less intimidating in daylight.
GaseousClayYou know what else is awesome? Skin.
gypsy61Rebel without a pulse
an_outlawStill cooler than a Segway.
FkelleghanI didn't know Ashley Olson knew how to ride a motorcycle
Exiasprip"No, but, officer, I REALLY am an organ donor..."
ThePoop