Prophecies rarely mention the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse: Disappointment.

The other four Horsemen of the Apocalypse never liked their cousin Ned, but that never stopped him from tagging along.

If you can see my spine the bitch fell off.

"Whoooooooooooo...I am the ghost of the liberal arts degree....heed my warning...do not make the same mistakes I did...."

The Schwinn Reaper

Jim would regret looking into the eyes of Sarah Jessica Parker

"Hopefully this will scare away those damn Jehovah's Witnesses."

The Nightmare Before Kansas

What kind of fucked up Mexican holiday is this?

Ghost Rider looks a lot less intimidating in daylight.

You know what else is awesome? Skin.

Rebel without a pulse

Still cooler than a Segway.

I didn't know Ashley Olson knew how to ride a motorcycle

"No, but, officer, I REALLY am an organ donor..."