He blew the house down...

"Please everyone, no flash photography or tennis balls,"

The portraits of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart were not entirely accurate.

Tim Burton presents: Lady and the Tramp

"Eating Your Grandmother" in C Minor

The only band where the accordion player isn't the weird one.

Somewhere else, there's a tuba player licking his balls.

The performance was great until the mailman arrived.

Frankenstein on drums made this a winning combo

Hey goose, can you hold that music a little closer? Closer... Closer....

All that better to entertain you with my dear! HAHAHA!

Let's see Kanye snatch the mike from him.

Twilight the Musical

I knew it. In their off time Narnia's inhabitants fucking jam.

People screamed and fled as the wolf devoured an audience member. Then the wolf screamed and fled when the accordionist began playing.