"I can't drive stick."

You might not like it, but after it rains it kind of grows on you.

Crap, my "check photosynthesis" light just went on.

Don't get too excited about the new "Green Hummer". It's made from the nests of highly endangered birds.

I don't advise using the cigarette lighter.

Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll make everyone late for work.

Ah good! The Canadian military has arrived!

It runs on a fuel mixture made of compost and a false sense of superiority.

How many miles have you logged?

The perfect car would always have that fresh pine scent

Not even Mother Nature cares about the environment anymore...

Optimus Thyme was the famous Autobot's hippie uncle.

Right now somebody is complaining because you could have crafted a model of a Prius for a tenth of the sticks.

Someone's compensating for a lack of wood

Stop gloating, hippies. The interior is composed entirely of meat.