This is Onstar, you seem to be fucked. Have a nice day

"Recalculating..."

The birth of a truck is a miracle to behold.

Next on "So You Think You Can Park?"

I think we can all agree the wall was clearly in the wrong here

"This is channel 8 reporting live on what those fuckheads channel 7 just did... again."

"It's cool, I know a shortcut."

Chanel 7 News...when news breaks, we break it even more!

Because news helicopters are for pussies

Warning: Putting Red Bull in your gas tank will not give it wings.

City Pulse. When there's no news, we'll make it.

Steven Slater quits his next job after JetBlue in an equally memorable way.

Best first day EVER

20 bucks says the driver is yelling "Oh Yeah!"

"For Cable 7 News, this is Kent Brockman saying: YEEEEEEE HAAAAW!!!"