Needless to say, the lawn sprinkler's manufacturer issued a massive recall.

Oh sure, he does it and it's entertainment. I do it and it's arson.

"Mom , Dad, I'm gay" : an interpretive dance.

Dan fucking HATES mosquitos

You can tell by the look on his face that the right nipple is gone.

"HOLY SHIT DID I JUST CATCH THAT WITH MY FUCKING HANDS!!!"

A 5th contestant dies on Japan's hit reality show, "How Long Can You Burn?"

Red Bull gives you wings...and bad ideas...and third degree burns...

Judging by his outfit, this act was not why he was known as "Flaming Wang".

Well, you have to admit. Our Monday morning meetings are a lot more exciting since we hired Teiko

Happy Fun Ball is no match for Flaming Terror Wheel...

The Asian remake of Krull is going to be EPIC.

Cheng immediately regrets his decision to wear paper underwear

Someone in Hollywood is going to see this, buy the rights, and remake it with a caucasian and a couple of sparklers.

Possessed by both demonic and cheerleading forces, Lee tries to cheer open a portal to Hell.