Ah, the good old days, when men were men and women were target practice...

I went to Ancestry.com, clicked on a leaf... and found out things about my family that make me very uncomfortable.

I hate the packaging on these magician's assistants. They're so hard to get out of the box.

In truth, he was only the Occasionally Adequate Arcaris. One look at his wife's face will tell you that.

Unfortunately for his lovely assistant, she weighed as much as a duck.

"For my next trick, I will have my picture taken and put on a humor website 100 years in the future!" No one believed the Great Arcaris' grand claims

Divorce used to be a lot less complicated in the Olden Days... *sigh*

"Well if you are NOT a witch then why do I keep missing?"

"She is made of harder stuff. Fetch me....THE COMFY CHAIR!!!"

If he really was great, Arcaris could afford more than Sharpie written on a piece of notebook paper.

That's one way to get a woman to wear a tight corset.

This is fun. I am having fun.

I'd miss too if I had to focus on hips like that.

I don't care what your next trick is, you're not getting any tonight, so there!

Early Gynecology was not an exact science