2 of the 3 people in this picture have a penis. Welcome to Japan

"Lady Gaga is down, I repeat, Lady Gaga is down!"

If I've learned anything from Hulk Hogan it's that we're going to see an Atomic Leg Drop from the maid in the back.

I need at least two more bullets.

A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.

Damn it, Google, this is not the “Snowballing Asians” I was looking for!

"Come play with us. Forever."

You know what the worst part about being a mime is? Being a mime.

Careful, I've detected a mimefield.

Looks like they've MAID a mess, Hahaha... oh I hate myself....

"What? I can't hear you. You're avant-garding too loud."

Ms. White was killed in the hall, with snowballs, by Colonel Mustard. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

The Japanese issue of CLUE was a little bit more complicated.

Dead mannequins give off sounds that only mimes can hear.

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