"Yeah, Sven thinks he can end the siege. He's bringing in somebody who has experience knocking down walls."

This is so historically inaccurate. Vikings never had horns on their helmets.

If you insist on raping maidens in Norway without a condom, you're at high risk for cool AIDS.

Those costumes are pretty crap, but that one guy has made a pretty convincing job being a green pole.

No one expects to get mugged by the Kool-aid man..

"Who among you wishes to drink of the blood of thy enemy? OH YEAH!!!"

There is a punchline here somewhere...

Hrothgar the Fashionable was know for his powerful punch.

There really aren't a lot of good clothing options for plus-sized women.

What's in YOUR pitcher?

Viking Freddy felt uncomfortable when he realized he brought his friend into Crips territory.

Eventually, all of the accumulating interest on their Capitol One Cards would leave the Vikings destitute and broken

Obey your Thorst...

In "The Saga of Bjorn the Elder" we see the first known example of product placement in western literature.

They better come up with a better villain fast or the movie "Thor" is going to suck!