Dr. Manhattan's brother Mr. New Jersey always had a bit of a self-esteem problem
One may be the loneliest number, but I'm guessing this 2 doesn't get much action, either.
"You know, with the right clothes and some chiseling here and there, you could look more like a 9, or maybe even a 10!"
icy dead people
Later he found the always sexy number three. Together they multiplied and had some sweet dirty six.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't make weird naked guy ice sculptures.
I like to number all of my sins against humanity.
For a guy made of ice, you'd think his nipples would be harder.
"You know why you'll never be number one in my book? I've always been able to see right through you."
James Cameron's "Frosty the Snowman" turned out way too creepy for kids.
Bob's midlife crisis is Global warming
Damn you Cathy, why did you let your ex-boyfriend do the wedding decorations?
Please let #3 be chocolate....
Alas, 2orro strikes again!
Robert, could you please take this magic marker and enumerate discreetly the sad statues? thank you.