Craptions Classics August 06, 2010

She's cute but I'm more of a butt man.

savinator

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Diasdiem

As creepy as this guy is, you don't want to see what the vibrator salesman has to wear.

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Be warned lady, he's the most passive-agressive serial killer you'll ever meet.

Mr.Excalibur

Lung cancer, take the path on the left. Brain cancer's on the right.

bcanders

No one bothered to tell Kathy that Body Language doesn’t work on cellphones.

Versus

"See, Gloria, no matter how hard I try to quit, it's like cigarettes are following me everywhere... see? There's a giant one stalking me now! What? No, I am NOT off my meds!"

Mothra24

Even if he did ask that girl out, they could never go to a restaurant.

Banjoben

Destined to be the last purveyor of fine smokes, Rick went about beheading all his fellow vendors in an all-day rampage

Ceveron

The guy riding the Camel won the race about 15 minutes ago. Sorry.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Jeff learns that there is a difference between a restraining order and mockery

metsfan

Segregation Kills

metsfan

You TOTALLY misinterpreted Sir Mixalot.

Mr.Excalibur

I wish I could quit you.

Mr.Excalibur

OMG Becky, you should see the butt on this guy!

Teh_Doc
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