She's cute but I'm more of a butt man.
savinatorThe Good Tumor Man
DiasdiemAs creepy as this guy is, you don't want to see what the vibrator salesman has to wear.
Joey_09876Be warned lady, he's the most passive-agressive serial killer you'll ever meet.
Mr.ExcaliburLung cancer, take the path on the left. Brain cancer's on the right.
bcandersNo one bothered to tell Kathy that Body Language doesn’t work on cellphones.
Versus"See, Gloria, no matter how hard I try to quit, it's like cigarettes are following me everywhere... see? There's a giant one stalking me now! What? No, I am NOT off my meds!"
Mothra24Even if he did ask that girl out, they could never go to a restaurant.
BanjobenDestined to be the last purveyor of fine smokes, Rick went about beheading all his fellow vendors in an all-day rampage
CeveronThe guy riding the Camel won the race about 15 minutes ago. Sorry.
Kamikaze PhoenixJeff learns that there is a difference between a restraining order and mockery
metsfanSegregation Kills
metsfanYou TOTALLY misinterpreted Sir Mixalot.
Mr.ExcaliburI wish I could quit you.
Mr.ExcaliburOMG Becky, you should see the butt on this guy!
Teh_Doc