Craptions Classics June 23, 2006

According to the floating rapperclock, it was half past seven, yo.

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With bullet-time exhausted, the fight went into hammer-time

spawnfree

MC ð, the most notorious math professor, demonstrating a simple parabola.

Daedalus

Raul pointed the floor-manager to his mistake: sometime during the preparation, they'd neglected to add a floor to the set.

Sweden

the parachute pants worked almost too well

rikitybridge

Here Joey Lawrence describes his brief love affair with Rosanne Arnold

jestyr13

Please, help us stop the spread of New Jersey.

Quinn Hatch

As always, Gandalf made short work of his rap battle opponent.

JHo

Peter Pan's Half brother Antonio bested his brother at the Pan family's annual sing dance and fly competition.

Technohawk

Now world, believe I have an invisible rhino!

Maximin

"AHHHHHHHH! Shit I split my crotch god-damnit!"

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