I'm sure to be the center of attention in my pink hat... awww, what the fuck?!

They see me crawlin'. They hatin'.

Women may run from me, but they can't hide. That is, unless, they hide up a flight of stairs, in which case kudos. But the rest of them shall be mine.

Knock over MY sand castle, will they?

It’s no coincidence that it only seats 1.

Arachnerd

Gentlemen, we've done it. We've found a way to weaponize assholes.

You can often tell if a guy has an STD by what he drives. Sometimes, what he drives will tell you which STD it is.

Spider-Bro, Spider-Bro, Goes wherever his Bro-couch goes. Has some lights to find some beer, but what he means is not quite clear. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Bro!

M.I.T. beach parties are WEIRD...but they have the best weed.

What has 8 legs, two thumbs, and no sex?

Long pants at the beach? That's ridiculous!

We get it, Al Gore, it's a hybrid. Now please go back to not being president.

People walked away in terror...

It wasn't hard to find the guy who held up a string of Radio Shacks