This is my rifle! This is my gun! This is for fighting! And this is for ERROR: RUN \emotions\fun.exe FOLDER NOT FOUND

CITIZEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE COMPLETED YOUR CENSUS FORM

Terminator: Recession

"You may take our system integrated software and artificial intelligence units, but you can never take away OUR FREEDOM!"

Little fucker chased me right to the end of his extension cord.

WWWAAAAAIIITTT YOOOUU DROPPED YOUR FLAAAG, god damnit why do they always run.

Rare photo of Dick Cheney in the middle of regenerating his flesh.

"My only regret is that I have but one RAM module to give for my country"

...the Japanese model, on the other hand, is built for sex.

Go-go gadget patriotism!!!

Terminator? I am hardly acquainted with her basic programming!

Must be the Knights Who Say 0111010001111000100001!

It runs off the blood of the lower class.

10,000 Skynet jokes later, the machines won.

It took us millenia of evolutionary development to make an artificial intelligence. It only took that intelligence about 4 years to turn into a redneck dumbass, though.