Micheal Bay's Fiddler on the Roof

Tonight on "So you think you can appease the fire gods?"

Every time he hits a sour note, the platform tilts forward by 2 degrees.

As John learned the hard way, it was water that put out fire, not amazing violin solos

For a bunch of guys who don't even drive cars, the Amish make one bitchin Death Metal show

I don't know what girl you're trying to impress, but if this doesn't do the trick, you're pretty much just gonna have to get her drunk.

Evil Kinevil and Charlie Daniels walk into a bar...

Guitar Nero

Where the hell are Earth and Wind?

Sure, Mrs. Hampstead's teaching methods were a bit unorthodox, but I was the hit of my sixth grade recital, and you can't argue with results.

Wait til you see his ukulele solo.

Let's see...feed the poor, or fork over 20 grand for pyrotechnic violin rigs...

At least hell is where all the good music is.

Be careful about the DJ you hire for wedding - sometimes, the "deluxe" package is a lot more than you're looking for.

Level 2 of Super Mario Rock Band is a bitch.