Sorry Minnesota, we took a vote...

The disguise fooled nobody. Optimus Prime was still deported.

During the war against Canada, the American people were a bit confused as to which country Minnesota is in.

His bumper sticker reads: Gone Fission

Sometimes there's only one way to quit your job.

This land is your land . . . but mostly MY land.

Paris Hilton's move to Minnesota was a well-kept secret, that is, until her new dildo arrived.

Iowa has had enough of your shit.

Bob travels to the only place where he can drop an N Bomb without having to look over his shoulder

Not satisfied with the title of "Biggest Dick in Texas", Jeb heads north.

I don't know how this is going to stop the oil, but I'll stay and watch.

Hey Arizona, the Mexican border is the other way.

Minnesota messed with Texas.

Now THATS a patriot missile!

"We aren't in Kansas anymore." "That joke wasn't funny 5 state lines ago."