Sorry Minnesota, we took a vote...
The disguise fooled nobody. Optimus Prime was still deported.
During the war against Canada, the American people were a bit confused as to which country Minnesota is in.
His bumper sticker reads: Gone Fission
Sometimes there's only one way to quit your job.
This land is your land . . . but mostly MY land.
Paris Hilton's move to Minnesota was a well-kept secret, that is, until her new dildo arrived.
Iowa has had enough of your shit.
Bob travels to the only place where he can drop an N Bomb without having to look over his shoulder
Not satisfied with the title of "Biggest Dick in Texas", Jeb heads north.
Hey Arizona, the Mexican border is the other way.
I don't know how this is going to stop the oil, but I'll stay and watch.
Minnesota messed with Texas.
"We aren't in Kansas anymore." "That joke wasn't funny 5 state lines ago."
Now THATS a patriot missile!