Trevor suffered from a split personality. One was all heart, the other all dick.

Topless photos aren't always what they seem...

The tragic consequence of running with scissors.

Paul Bunyan's half brother.

There I was working on the garage, then BAM ... interdimensional portal

His wife's divorce lawyer was quite literal.

His prediction of a lifetime of self-fellatio was realistic, but he was in no position to prove it.

The "Retired George W. Bush" statue was surprisingly accurate, right down to the hole you stick your hand in to make him talk.

At last science has created the perfect man! I'll take the half with the penis and wallet, please.

Not all Transformers can be heroes...

He was half the man he used to be.

Your lucky. My neighbors bury dead hookers in their yard

The mad scientist stopped construction halfway through when he realized he didn't NEED a giant bloodthirsty robot to take over Twin Falls, Idaho.

"You idiot! You can't just throw together a giant Amish! You have to PLAN these things!"

The Toy Story reboot is going to be awesome.