You are free from your work being my testicles. Go! Live!

"Thats right bitches. Just spent the night at the Statue of Libertys house. Smell my finger. "

In Ireland you kiss the Blarney Stone for luck. In Scotland, you kiss this guy's stones. Or else.

Frank: "Did ... did it just move?" Sam: "Hold me"

Sure, he's big, but from this angle it doesn't look like he has much to be smug about.

Gonad the Barbarian.

"We're gonna need a bigger codpiece."

"So, you guys ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Hey Munchkins. You're about to find out what it means to represent the Lollypop Guild.

Ming the Merciless decides to flash Gordon

"That? Oh that's just my package. God gave it, I signed for it."

Jackin' the Beanstalk

Welcome, Puny Tourists, to Golden Showers, Germany!

So, you guys ready? I'm gonna sack the castle

Shit bricks? This guy crapped out a castle.