Reggie knew people were making fun of his invention. He could hear them from miles away, laughing at him.

Always use protection when having phone sex, or you might get hearing aids.

You laugh, but he's got full bars on his iphone.

Billy still couldn't hear his father's approval

satellite radio didnt quite catch on at first

You know what he hates the most? Crickets.

"No John, I can't hear anyone's thoughts, but your wife is cheating on you in the other room,"

Before LSD this was the only way to hear colors

Tom couldn't believe his ears. Neither could anyone else.

On second thought doctor...I think I'd prefer to just be deaf

My grandpa worked as a sink through the depression

"We're gonna need a bigger Q-tip."

He received feedback on his new invention immediately

Come get me NOW Mike Tyson!

"Oh yeah? Well you're just lucky I didn't bring the super legs I also made, or else I'd run across the state and kick your ass for saying that."