Reggie knew people were making fun of his invention. He could hear them from miles away, laughing at him.
gnomeenthusiastAlways use protection when having phone sex, or you might get hearing aids.
its-a-sexytimeYou laugh, but he's got full bars on his iphone.
ojro86Billy still couldn't hear his father's approval
sybosatellite radio didnt quite catch on at first
jesusfkinchristYou know what he hates the most? Crickets.
yungblud21"No John, I can't hear anyone's thoughts, but your wife is cheating on you in the other room,"
FrankSterlingBefore LSD this was the only way to hear colors
Barns&NoblesOn second thought doctor...I think I'd prefer to just be deaf
BrakShowTom couldn't believe his ears. Neither could anyone else.
MoPac_ShakurMy grandpa worked as a sink through the depression
syboHe received feedback on his new invention immediately
Eroubis"We're gonna need a bigger Q-tip."
RedwayCome get me NOW Mike Tyson!
yungblud21"Oh yeah? Well you're just lucky I didn't bring the super legs I also made, or else I'd run across the state and kick your ass for saying that."
MoPac_Shakur