Jim tearfully says good bye to his Pet Rock, which had finally grown too large for his apartment and had to be released back into the wild.
metsfan"Hello, 911? Yeah, he's gone and got it stuck in a rock this time."
FkelleghanThe Russian "rock, paper scissors" championship gets off to a great start...
bubblebrain"That's ok Pluto... You'll always be FAR more than a planetoid to me..."
RhymensteinThere's a better way to kill ants, but you can't tell Sven anything when he's drunk.
Julius_Goat"I passed this damn kidney stone, and I am going to KEEP it!"
Mothra24Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.... eventually.
Versus"Hey, when the Don wants a friggin' Brontosaurus omelet, the Don gets a friggin' Brontosaurus omelet."
yeahmeFrom that day on, Lance's wife was never able to complain about the pain of childbirth in his presence.
yeahmePolish hit men watch for their victim to pass by on the street below.
Julius_GoatJust out of frame, there's another guy fighting a pair of scissors.
VersusIt wasn't pleasant...but he breastfed it until it was old enough to eat solid foods.
Kamikaze PhoenixSisyphus finally had a coaching squad, but he still couldn't crest the hill.
LilMcGilThe egg, warmed by Ivan's love, soon hatched. The demon-spider babies ate well that night.
jtkloveHow baby pebbles are made...
bubblebrain