"Uh... you're 18, right?"

"Police Academy 12: I Came, I Saw, Iran" went straight to DVD

Each time they turn around, the fence gets closer

They found our military's one weakness: metal gates.

72 virgins and they're all police officers... that's just fucking great...

Don't worry, it's just my Verizon network…

Fatima, I TOLD you opening a Dunkin' Donuts franchise would be huge success!!!

Scott was back with reinforcements. He was going to get his correct change from those fucking street vendors.

You forgot to cover your wife's hand, Ahmed. Now you must pay the consequences.

"And we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling S.W.A.T. team."

If video games has taught me anything, it's that we can take them.

"Go ahead and make out. Just pretend we're not even here."

Uh ... she did it

Really. There's like 80 of you and no one saw who stole my head scarf.

Quick, under the blanket and they won't know we're here.