Not very aerodynamic. That's a lot of drag.

Awesome, Johnny Depp has agreed to be in another Tim Burton movie

Boarding will commence from the rear of the plane

I don't want to see the "black box"

"Sorry, Ms. Lohan, but you're going to have to wear an orange jumpsuit like everyone else."

dont stand near her when she pees, its like a sprinkler!

Amelia Earhart didn't die, we just kinda wish she did.

I'd crank that.

I'm surprised this look never took off.

Always remember one thing: You can move away from family.

Can't you understand? I'm not interested in your payload.

In case you're wondering, it's quite flammable

Who says the airlines don't appreciate your extra baggage?

A bush pilot.

I didn't like our one night stand at all! I had to wait 45 fucking minutes just to board!