With parents like these, I don't blame The Joker one bit.

"Because, at eHarmony, we can find a match for ANYONE... Based on 17 different levels of compatibility!"

The most normal person in this picture is wearing nothing but his underwear, in the middle of a field.

Where do baby clown fish come fro... Oh.

On the next episode of "Deadliest Catch", Edgar Hanson demonstrates his favorite way to catch crabs.

You say mercury poisoning like it's a bad thing...

Even at the circus, this sailor new where to get some tail

"Proud winner of Cracked's 'Worst Porn Ever' - 2008 Photoshop Contest!"

McDonald Inc. used a lot of power and money to keep Ronald's personal life, and especially his children, as a secret for the public.

I think the Village People only wished they were this gay.

If you're afraid of water and clowns, then your brain just exploded.

The "gritty reboot" concept went right over Disney's head.

Cracked, my therapist would like me to thank you for providing him with several more years of steady employment.

Pictured: How Society Erodes From Within.

Okay, so maybe you can't trust the Gordon's fisherman.