With parents like these, I don't blame The Joker one bit.

"Because, at eHarmony, we can find a match for ANYONE... Based on 17 different levels of compatibility!"

The most normal person in this picture is wearing nothing but his underwear, in the middle of a field.

Where do baby clown fish come fro... Oh.

On the next episode of "Deadliest Catch", Edgar Hanson demonstrates his favorite way to catch crabs.

You say mercury poisoning like it's a bad thing...

Pictured: How Society Erodes From Within.

The "gritty reboot" concept went right over Disney's head.

"Proud winner of Cracked's 'Worst Porn Ever' - 2008 Photoshop Contest!"

Even at the circus, this sailor new where to get some tail

Cracked, my therapist would like me to thank you for providing him with several more years of steady employment.

I think the Village People only wished they were this gay.

McDonald Inc. used a lot of power and money to keep Ronald's personal life, and especially his children, as a secret for the public.

Okay, so maybe you can't trust the Gordon's fisherman.

If you're afraid of water and clowns, then your brain just exploded.