I'll come back when the Pink Ranger is available.

Aha! The old "Pedophile disguised as a large toy in the window" trick!

Sorry, but my mom already yelled at me for bringing home four ninja-looking turtles I found in the sewer.

In a mind-blowing twist, the sign refers to the sign itself. The power ranger behind it is totally incidental.

When Lord Zed finally won and retired as a bartender, he didn't knew what to do with his taxidermied enemies.

"Will fight Japanese-style against Monsters for Food."

CGI has really made it hard on stunt actors.

Uh, I'd be sure to hang on to THAT receipt...

Next, on To Catch A Predator: Fanboy Edition...

His other sign, "Take me to the Prom" didn't work quite well, either.

"Take off your mask first. I need to make sure you're not Carson Daly."

Sure....and the next thing we know, our house will be torn to pieces by some squid/lizard hybrid that you have a beef with.

Go go Power Ranger! No, seriously, just go.

Last week's sign was "Give Me Head for Hanukkah"

Somewhere there's a honey-glazed ham out trying to save the world