You can't drop two atomic bombs on a country and not expect any side effects on its people.

Ah, I see the Japanese parliament is taking a quick break

Japan might make a better car, but their Justice League is vastly inferior to America's.

You never see old people in pictures of Japan. They're all inside, crying.

Can you find all 14 ninjas?

"So, what fetish are YOU in line for?"

Japanese brothels have much more variety than their American counterparts. You want to fuck an eggplant? Japan can make it happen.

Soon, everyone will be kung fu fighting.

Makes my French-Canadian culture seem sane and grounded by comparison.

Harry Potter and the "What the Fuck are We Doing in Japan?!"

They were told it was an honor to meet Godzilla, but the part about "making sacrifices" caused mild confusion...

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

Say what you will, I don't see anyone down there dressed up as a character from Harry Potter or Twilight.

"Nice racism asshole. I'm Korean."

I TOLD YOU SUDOKU WOULD LEAD TO THIS, BUT NO ONE LISTENS ... no one listens