If the exhibition lasts more than 4 hours, they should call a physician.

It's not a racist display, we just couldn't fit the black ones through the door.

In an unrelated story, Paris Hilton was treated for a broken jaw at a hospital not two blocks away.

The one place bankers can go without feeling like the biggest dicks in the room.

I call it: "My fine-arts degree isn't worth dick."

The aliens received all of our spam emails, and decided to take the form that most interested us for their visit.

Some pinatas are filled with delicious candy. Others . . . aren't.

Sure, they were aggressive, but they didn't have any balls.

Still, I'd rather be here than in the asshole room

Yet they have a surprisingly limp handshake

The IRS Monument

No, sir, no batteries included.

"Yes, we have drinking fountains. But I should warn you, you have to fiddle with them to get them to work."

You'll have to excuse my associates here, they're a bunch of dicks...

So....Freud was right.