The answer to whether Mr. Freeze's girlfriend spits or swallows.

You can almost always tell when the groom has been allowed to choose the centerpiece.

When the tears came Sally just closed her eyes. College wouldn't pay for itself

Her stage name is Chandra Lear.

The most elaborate chirades clue in human history.

When this stops doing it for me, I'm really worried about the dark places my porn addiction will take me.

I'm still not tipping her any more than 10%

You know honey, if you put this much effort in to watching football we probably wouldn't be getting a divorce.

"My daughter is a doctor!" "Mine is an attorney!" "My daughter, she umm...puts things in her mouth and umm....well...you have to see it..."

This will go great with my slut table and slut chair.

"Really funny.... now make me dinner."

Ma'am? You do realize this is an accounting job, yes?

Larry Flynt's Thanksgiving centerpieces were always a big hit.

Very elegant...I'll take six of 'em.

Now would be a bad time to unleash the tickle monster.