Craptions Classics July 08, 2010

The answer to whether Mr. Freeze's girlfriend spits or swallows.

RodneyHardman

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You can almost always tell when the groom has been allowed to choose the centerpiece.

Julius_Goat

When the tears came Sally just closed her eyes. College wouldn't pay for itself

metsfan

Her stage name is Chandra Lear.

jtklove

The most elaborate chirades clue in human history.

jrkinnard

When this stops doing it for me, I'm really worried about the dark places my porn addiction will take me.

yeahme

I'm still not tipping her any more than 10%

bcanders

You know honey, if you put this much effort in to watching football we probably wouldn't be getting a divorce.

OccoCinco

"My daughter is a doctor!" "Mine is an attorney!" "My daughter, she umm...puts things in her mouth and umm....well...you have to see it..."

noreport

This will go great with my slut table and slut chair.

Diasdiem

"Really funny.... now make me dinner."

Exiasprip

Ma'am? You do realize this is an accounting job, yes?

yungblud21

Larry Flynt's Thanksgiving centerpieces were always a big hit.

yeahme

Very elegant...I'll take six of 'em.

dpollok

Now would be a bad time to unleash the tickle monster.

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