Headline: Blueballs the Ride leaves another two customers unsatisfied, frustrated.
syboO2 molecules go great together until that asshole hydrogen shows up
metsfanI could never get into Asian porn.
brad4219Willy Wonka warned you not to chew that gum, but noooo...
DiasdiemChinese lanterns, lit using actual Chinese.
FenringIkea China sells some interesting shit.
Mothra24So this is what's in the Beyond section...
yungblud21Rick Moranis stars in Disney classic "Honey I Blew Up My Balls"
bubblebrain"Oompah loompah doopity doo, I'm gonna make a porno with you."
yeahmeFat people sex is awkward, even more so to watch.
VersusThis is how they teach sex ed in Alabama
bcandersIn Shanghai, people are learning to make do with much smaller living spaces.
Joey_09876That reminds me, time to schedule my prostate exam...
BackinblackAwww isn't that cute? It's Sumo wrestler mating season!
Mothra24"Okay, from here you need to head down the seminiferous tubules and travel to the seminal vesicles, then through the prostate gland and to the urethra. From there, you'll find a sock. There find a comfortable spot in which to die.
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