Headline: Blueballs the Ride leaves another two customers unsatisfied, frustrated.

O2 molecules go great together until that asshole hydrogen shows up

I could never get into Asian porn.

Willy Wonka warned you not to chew that gum, but noooo...

Chinese lanterns, lit using actual Chinese.

Ikea China sells some interesting shit.

So this is what's in the Beyond section...

Rick Moranis stars in Disney classic "Honey I Blew Up My Balls"

"Oompah loompah doopity doo, I'm gonna make a porno with you."

Fat people sex is awkward, even more so to watch.

This is how they teach sex ed in Alabama

In Shanghai, people are learning to make do with much smaller living spaces.

That reminds me, time to schedule my prostate exam...

Awww isn't that cute? It's Sumo wrestler mating season!

"Okay, from here you need to head down the seminiferous tubules and travel to the seminal vesicles, then through the prostate gland and to the urethra. From there, you'll find a sock. There find a comfortable spot in which to die.