Craptions Classics July 07, 2010

Headline: Blueballs the Ride leaves another two customers unsatisfied, frustrated.

sybo

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O2 molecules go great together until that asshole hydrogen shows up

metsfan

I could never get into Asian porn.

brad4219

Willy Wonka warned you not to chew that gum, but noooo...

Diasdiem

Chinese lanterns, lit using actual Chinese.

Fenring

Ikea China sells some interesting shit.

Mothra24

So this is what's in the Beyond section...

yungblud21

Rick Moranis stars in Disney classic "Honey I Blew Up My Balls"

bubblebrain

"Oompah loompah doopity doo, I'm gonna make a porno with you."

yeahme

Fat people sex is awkward, even more so to watch.

Versus

This is how they teach sex ed in Alabama

bcanders

In Shanghai, people are learning to make do with much smaller living spaces.

Joey_09876

That reminds me, time to schedule my prostate exam...

Backinblack

Awww isn't that cute? It's Sumo wrestler mating season!

Mothra24

"Okay, from here you need to head down the seminiferous tubules and travel to the seminal vesicles, then through the prostate gland and to the urethra. From there, you'll find a sock. There find a comfortable spot in which to die.

dpollok
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