So, you think birds crapping on your car is a nuisance?

"Try and tip us up here, you fucking hicks!"

I think I know a "Vegetarians Keep Out" sign when I see one.

The First Church of Texas doesn't make any more sense than the rest of the state.

Oh????? Thats how you raise beef.....

The cows that didn't make it to the moon, and burst into flames in the atmosphere, are remembered here.

The much more relaxing "Sunning of the Bulls"

A fine metaphor for my ex-girlfriends.

Like most country bars, you'll only find bitches and cows.

"Happy cows come from Stonehenge"

Texas: We suck at art.

Apparently pastures have bad neighborhoods too.

The constellation 'Bovine' is hard to find, and even harder to forget.

If PETA ads weren't so sexy, we wouldn't have to find more and more ingenious ways to terrorize cows.

It's hard to make a joke about your own back yard...