It's a free country, but you get what you pay for.

Outfit made in China. Coffee grown in Columbia. Attitude born in the USA.

Patriotism: It doesn't have to make sense.

Happy Substance-dependence Day!

at some point this man rolled out of bed, put this on and thought: "hey, this is acceptable!" and walked outside. This worries me.

The front says, "But only the USA has a dick this big!"

God damn it Jill! You said that you would wear it too! Now I just look stupid.

The much anticipated prequel to "Everybody Poops."

Oh shit , the South rose again

somehow I don't think that this chick is going to let him prove his theory

And America's butt is Mexico.

Never good when the coffee in your hand costs more than the outfit you are wearing

"Steve wrote on my back again, didn't he?"

And they say the tea party doesn't have any coherent statement to make.

- "I'll give you my coffee if you guess what's written in the back of my suit" - "Mmm, Everything has a butt" - "Dammit"