Kevin's therapist told him to embrace his fears. Unfortunately, his fear was soiling himself in public.

We've replaced Gary's shoes with maple syrup. Let's see if he notices!

"Okay, okay! Here's your Klondike bar! What the hell is wrong with you?"

Randolf Sanderson, inventor of the expression "shit happens", died on Tuesday from an acute attack of irony.

They still look and smell better than crocs...

Are you gelling?

Theres nothing worse than craptioning your pants

So that's what happens when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

Pictured: BP Executive Tony Hayword right after he heard about the Gulf spill.

When someone finally threw water on Madonna, everyone knew we were finally safe. We're finally safe.

"At least it got me out of the military,"

The original fate of Frosty the Snowman was too horrible for children

Bob was a real prick, but made up for it by having a delicious, soft, chewy, nuget center.

Colostomy bag fail.

Treebeard's cousin Treefeet wasn't nearly as intimidating.