I can't believe colored people still can't catch a cab in New York.

Does anyone else have this weird feeling that if they don't buy peanuts right now something terrible will happen to their loved ones?

Ironically, he is playing Green Day.

james cameron tried to kill the metal...

This right here? This is the opposite of a Kodak Moment.

Jeff went a little too far trying to disguise his blue balls.

"Each artist must follow their muse. Mine is Mr. Peanut."

Steve still hasn't noticed that we switched his spray on tan.

Dr.Manhattan became tired of being part of the Watchmen, yet he never grew tired of being naked.

We all feel blue from time to time.But we wear pants.

Now THAT is one bad peanut allergy!!

You think that's weird, you should see what he's strumming the strings with.

On second thought, let's not go to Times Square. It is a silly place.

There are many possible reactions when someone yells, "show us yer nuts!" Here are all of them.

Wherever he stood, the monocle followed.