Kenny Rogers flees rehab. Again.
"I've been protesting the G20 since it was the G5, you whippersnapper. Lemme show you how it's done."
One should always use caution when mixing two different plaids.
You can still be a pedophile and live in society, but there are certain restrictions we will impose.
I'm up, and I can't get fallen!
We gotta get Granpa off the medicinal marijuana.
Are you shittin' me, officer? I can't even do this when I'm sober!
You'll be surprised what Guinness has records for.
Caution: He bites.
You know you've lead a bad life when people use you as a warning to others.
Incidentially, it was an orange cone that crippled him.
Old Man Jake found out the hard way that Redbull does not give you wings.
Caution tape and two bad knees won't stop me from seeing the Jonas Brothers, by cracky!
If you can't afford a treadmill, here is a fun and cheap alternative.
Just looking at this picture, I can tell right away that it won't be the last time by any means.