I gotta tell you, if this is what BlueRay Hi Def does for the rest of my favorite movies, I just wasted $2399.

Leia only tried it once, but she never forgot it...

I sense a great disturbance in everyone's mind.

To Threepio's eternal dismay and Leia's neverending delight, R2D2 had a vibrate setting.

I find your lack of penis disturbing.

"Help me Obi-Wan. I need the WD-40!"

They just saved 15% on their starship insurance.

Space cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Once you go droid, everything else you avoid.

You've gotta say something shocking before you freeze them in carbonite, otherwise they're useless as a sex doll.

I didn't think it was possible to make C3PO look any gayer, and yet George Lucas somehow pulls it off.

Bend over & show me your Dark Side.

One more and we can have a trilogy-way.

Threepio calculated the odds of successfully navigating Leia's asteroid belt.

When C3P0 finally officially came out of the closet, the only one who was surprised was Leia.