Craptions Classics June 26, 2010

I gotta tell you, if this is what BlueRay Hi Def does for the rest of my favorite movies, I just wasted $2399.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

Leia only tried it once, but she never forgot it...

yungblud21

I sense a great disturbance in everyone's mind.

Joey_09876

To Threepio's eternal dismay and Leia's neverending delight, R2D2 had a vibrate setting.

Julius_Goat

I find your lack of penis disturbing.

Dunksta

"Help me Obi-Wan. I need the WD-40!"

jrkinnard

They just saved 15% on their starship insurance.

sonofdude

Space cocaine is a hell of a drug.

RodneyHardman

Once you go droid, everything else you avoid.

niceminnesota

You've gotta say something shocking before you freeze them in carbonite, otherwise they're useless as a sex doll.

Zombiecross

I didn't think it was possible to make C3PO look any gayer, and yet George Lucas somehow pulls it off.

Joey_09876

Bend over & show me your Dark Side.

LilMcGil

One more and we can have a trilogy-way.

savinator

Threepio calculated the odds of successfully navigating Leia's asteroid belt.

Julius_Goat

When C3P0 finally officially came out of the closet, the only one who was surprised was Leia.

jakflak
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