This is what happens when the generation who grew up with Mario Cart get their engineering degrees.
"Because fuck shoveling my driveway, that's why."
Finally, a solution to tailgating.
You kids shut up back there, I WILL battle the laws of physics in a futile attempt to turn this thing right around.
If I wanted a car whose rear end bursts into flames, I'd drive a Ford Pinto!
You should see the bong we installed in the VW van.
So this guy is basically compensating for having a vagina right?
Wile E Coyote finally gave up on catching the roadrunner and just decided to run the bastard down once and for all.
"Just try and put a banana in this tailpipe -- ASSHOLE!!"
An engine like that renders brakelights pretty much useless, don't you think?
The German space program.
Prick probably still won't signal
Goes from 0 to Mach 1 in the time it takes you to read this.
Traffic Cop- "No, I stopped you because there's no license plate"