This is what happens when the generation who grew up with Mario Cart get their engineering degrees.
Julius_Goat"Because fuck shoveling my driveway, that's why."
Julius_GoatFinally, a solution to tailgating.
yungblud21You kids shut up back there, I WILL battle the laws of physics in a futile attempt to turn this thing right around.
savinatorIf I wanted a car whose rear end bursts into flames, I'd drive a Ford Pinto!
DiasdiemYou should see the bong we installed in the VW van.
savinatorSo this guy is basically compensating for having a vagina right?
metsfanWile E Coyote finally gave up on catching the roadrunner and just decided to run the bastard down once and for all.
jakflak"Just try and put a banana in this tailpipe -- ASSHOLE!!"
RhymensteinAn engine like that renders brakelights pretty much useless, don't you think?
VersusThe German space program.
jtkloveThanks VWiagra...
bubblebrainPrick probably still won't signal
yungblud21Goes from 0 to Mach 1 in the time it takes you to read this.
VersusTraffic Cop- "No, I stopped you because there's no license plate"
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