Reading Twilight to Guantanamo prisoners turned out to be the best torture of all.

It sucks when one Siamese twin dies much earlier than the other.

North Korean students are subject to a strict "learn to read or die trying" curriculum.

The Grim Reaper did some artful nudes early in his career.

The legbone connects to the thighbone, the thighbone connects to the Wing Chung. . . wait a damned minute!

"I'm sorry, according to North Korean health standards your mother is completely healthy."

Most people keep their skeletons in their closet, but Chan here likes to take his out on dates.

"I do."

China's one-child policy led to some strange friendships.

The least effective before-and-after diet photos in advertising history.

It wasn't until the film developed that anyone believed in Jao's imaginary friend.

Never order ribs in a Chinese restaurant.

It might look like my assistant is doing nothing, but at the cellular level he's really quite busy.

"Who else question my powrers?!"

Guess which one is the American auto industry?