No matter how long he held his breath, Disney was still going to charge him $12.50 for a keychain.

It's hard to believe that ANYONE could be that opposed to water molecules.....

Relax. He's a scientist.

Unfortunately, Mickey Mouse is not considered an official round by the boxing association.

Warning: Do not pirate movies from Disney, they dye-pack all their properties.

This picture says lot about this man. The goatee says "Mom's basement". The belly says "I.T. Development". The unpainted area around his eyes says "I cry a lot". And, the original Gameboy in his pocket says "I'm 34 and single". BOOM!

Some were more upset than others than the iPad lacked a mouse.

The Blue Man Group's campaign of terror against mice continues to mystify.

Bill's mom would arrive shortly with his inhaler

Okay, you want Disney to go away, but dude, I wouldn't hold my breath.

I am Jack's complete lack of oxygen

Much like my blue friend, I too am against a Triple Death-Star super-weapon.

This says "John 3:16" in Venusian.

hopefully one day, blue people and black people will get along

The Blue Man Group finally split up, but their new jobs weren't much better than the old.