Somewhere, there's a mariachi band standing in the middle of a wrestling ring.

And that's how I got pregnant.

This is pretty much the vibe in the room whenever a girl joins our D&D group.

Rorscach Journal: I hate family reunions.

Well, this is the last time I let Gary Busey plan the bachelor party.

Believe it or not , this is a spelling bee

Best. Macbeth. Ever.

Yeah, that's pretty much how I remember my church choir.

...and WWE wonders why UFC is more popular.

I'd leave now, but I strongly suspect that midgets are forthcoming.

Meanwhile, at BP headquarters...

On second thoughts, I think 3Dtv is a terrible idea.

I would have ordered a hell of a lot more than one round by this point.

Oh God, I'm not ready for round two.

The hardest decision for the judges was to choose which one should die first