Not happy with your Travelocity booking? Meet the gnome in charge of customer complaints.

The eighth dwarf, Sodomy, didn't make the final cut of the film.

"Hi, Ho! Hi, Ho! It's off to work I go! Insert this dong and sing this song: Hi, Ho! Hi, Ho!"

You don't sit on Santa's lap in Germany

Thorin's sword wasn't sharp. The orcs ran away in terror all the same.

BP's latest hope for plugging a leaky pipe.

Contrary to popular belief, Santa actually has TWO naughty lists

He's looking up...because eye contact would be quite awkward.

Father XXXmas.

Step 8: Drop Courtney Love from the helicopter.

To commemorate the Great Recession of 2008 to 2010, the big banks got together and made this statue for the general public.

Snow White didn't really need the Prince. She had Happy.

I hate that they moved this thing in front of our office. Everytime someone gives me a task, they end with "Or else..." and point at the sculpture.

In order to become King of Chicago he had to pull that out of Oprah.

I have a feeling I'm not going to like this doctor.